Friday, September 29, 2017

Crappy Day


I had a request to make some snarky cards and I always aim to please, so this is one that I made. LOL I borrowed a Unity stamp set to make this crappy day card. I was playing around with distress inks some time ago and used too many colors on a piece that became too muddy to use. I saved it anyway, and as it turns out, it was perfectly appropriate for the theme of this card! LOL I colored the images with Copics and fussy-cut the roll of toilet tissue, placing it on a MFT stitched die-cut circle. I used a card base of textured off-white cardstock and sponged it randomly with 3 different brown distress inks to add a little more "crappiness" to the card. The inside is R rated and says "Sometimes you're the paper, sometimes you're the ****."

I'm sharing this with the Shopping Our Stash SOS#322 challenge which is "Not your Momma's Card!" (make an inappropriate card)

Keep smiling and I hope you have a great day and not a crappy one :)

Carol

19 comments:

Wendy said...

OMGosh, this card is so funny, Carol! Perfect one for my dear hubby who will be preparing next Tuesday for his colonoscopy on Wednesday! Not fun and I know it isn't funny but ya gotta do what ya gotta do, right? This card is sure to make someone giggle! Love it! TFS and enjoy this lovely weather we are having! I'm hoping Fall is finally here! LOL

aussie aNNie said...

NOW this suits my day exactly....thanks for caring.xx

Mary Anne / MA54K said...

LOL! Well glad you got some great use out of this! I just love what you did with your "muddy" background. *snort* Anyway, great job!

Maria Rodriguez. said...

Oh yes!! Both the sentiment and the toilet paper image go together fabulously.
Your card will make anyone's day a whole lot better.
Thank you for sharing with us at SHOPPING OUR STASH, hope you play again next time.
Hugs,
Maria Rodriguez.

Donna said...

Love that stamp set!!!
Fab card, perfect for our "Not Your Momma's Card" challenge!
Thanks for playing along with the crew from SHOPPING OUR STASH!!

Liz said...

Brilliant card - really made me smile! xx

cotnob said...

A fun card Carol, it was lucky that you saved your distress ink piece!
Pauline - Crafting with Cotnob
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Heidi Stamps said...

How funny! I wish someone would ask me for snarky cards! This one is great. Have a good weekend!

scrAPpamondo said...

Ah ah ah!!! :D :D :D Too much cool and fun!! I have never seen a card as this!
That paper really is perfect for the theme! LOL You have done so well saving it from the trash! And that roll with the sentiment is stunning!!! :D Well done!

Mrs A. said...

Even if it was a crappy day your card would bring a smile and turn it around. hugs Mrs A.

jimlynn said...

You just gotta love this fun and cute card! Love the distress ink behind the roll of paper too. Great!
Lynn

Mimi said...

Haha! Such a cute card, and your post was hilarious! Love the colors and that inside sentiment... Ha! Never heard that one! My daughter has a poo-emoji punch that would be cute with that saying! Thanks for the inspiration, and thank you so much for sharing at SOS this week.

Aquarius said...

bound to raise a smile I reckon even if some would deem it inappropriate!!

Stampsnob. said...

I have someone I could send this to right now ........Lis

Janice M said...

LOL!! What a fun card! I've had this stamp for ages...ok probably a few years and have yet to use it! I really need to make something with it.

Marina said...

Nothing crappy about the card though - it's great.

JD/ Jill said...

Fun card!

Oh You Made Me Ink said...

Great card! I love that toilet paper roll! Super cute! Thanks for joining us at Shopping Our Stash! Cyndi, DT

Daffodil Cards said...

OH! I LOVE it, a Fabulous card in every way.
Faith
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