Saturday, May 2, 2009

KSCC #12

Good Afternoon! My name is Ima Nutts, and I have decided to do the Kitchen Sink Crew Challenge, located HERE, for my favorite person, whom I let live on the property, because she feeds me year in and year out. That poor woman has been working outside, to make everything nice for summer, for 2 weeks now. She hasn't had time to stamp, so I thought I'd help her out.
While she was dandelion spraying, I ran down my tree and motioned that I needed those awesome Kitchen Sink Squirrel stamps. I've borrowed them before, using them to make birth certificates for my growing brood. It's good for me to stamp, since all I do is nurse those lovely little babies of mine...I'm bored! I patterned this library card after one my Mom had, before we moved north to Illinois, on a peanut truck. My Mom, Toe Tilly Nutts, and my Father, Harry Nutts (he prefers Harold for obvious reasons), loved it here, in the Rock River Valley so much, we've made this our new home. That sweet person, who lives in the house, rakes up thousands of walnuts for us, to make it through the winter, then feeds us ear corn and peanuts, all the time too. She doesn't even moan and groan, when the little rascals dig up her lily bulbs.

My son, U.R. Nutts, is featured in the picture.

The library card was written using MS Word, then stamped by me, in various SU inks. My signature is just drawn in, because my big foot was too large! I hope she doesn't mind that I chewed through the screen, in order to use the computer and camera.

Thank you for looking at my creation and remember this....always feed your critters! You never know when they'll give you a helping hand!

7 comments:

Y-not said...

I am so blown away with this post that I'm nearly in hysterics! ROFLAMO!! Your sharp wit is SOOooo incredible!! This story is just the funniest thing I've stumbled on in months!! This library card is da bomb!! TFS! I LOVE THIS!!!

Y-not said...

ROFLMAO even :D

JD said...

Really cute!

Deanna said...

So funny. I am cracking up. What an imagination you have.

LeAnne said...

You are toooooooo funny! So glad you have such a "nice" landlord, Ms Nutts!
LeAnne

Lynn said...

How adorable is that!!! Super cute take on the challenge!!! Thanks for playing along!!!

Vicki said...

To cute!!!